The Resistance vs. The Illuminati
Saturday, January 24th, 2026
A war has been started by the Diecast Illuminati. They have been trolling real racers for months now, and enough is enough. A challenge was issued to the Diecast Illuminati. A challenge issued by a group known only as: The Resistance. The Resistance is a group of racers who have decided that it's time to shut down the trolls and force them to "shut up and race"
January 2026, The battle begins at Haywood Valley Raceway in a 5 vs 5, all or nothing race. The 2 teams have selected their racers, No castings barred, no lube banned racing. The rules:
Any casting from any brand, 60 gram weight limit with a 1 gram grace, and at least 1 of the 5 castings from each team, must be a Mercury Cougar. That's it.
Be fast and race as if your hobby depended on it.....
The Resistance vs. The Illuminati, January 2026. Where will you be when the tornado meets the volcano?? When the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?? Will you cower in fear or will you rise up and stand on the side of freedom??? When all is said and done, one will fall and one will reign...
Are you ready?
Discussion
Can't wait to see who is in this race
Wow wow wowie wow who will drive the holy Cougar into battle royal?
- Do you pull the pin and count to three? One. Two. Four.[Three sir!] Right.. Three!! — Billys_Midway_Racing
Interesting.
I actually HAVEN'T been trolled by the Diecast Illuminati...... which potentially brings up two possibilities:
1) I suck at racing, or
2) I AM the Diecast Illuminati
Damn, y'all ........
- Lol — PuffsRacing
- The struggle is real brother I feel your pain — AbbyNormal
- I admit I suck, I'm only here for the beer in the pits...lol — dr_dodge
- Yeah me too... but it's a great way to 'drink n drive' without spilling! — Road_Runner_Rumble
- I haven't been trolled by them either, even though I constantly talk shit to "them."I am, however, racing for the resistance. Perhaps I'm a double spy. We shall see... ???? — RayRaySugar
- I'll set up the Beer Tent Dr, I think most Americans have a lot ot learn about beer, instead of cross dressing! — CutRock_R_Marc_D
- I'll drink a good beer, but I usually drink vodka drinks — dr_dodge
This is going to be epic, maybe someday I'll make it on the roster of the side in which I support ????
The illuminati? More like the dimwits. I think that most of us have already gleaned who a couple/three of them are. A couple of them may be fast, but they're no match for guerilla tactics the resistance will employ. There's no such thing as a fair fight. Be afraid pseudo elite. Be very afraid.
Count me in! I've got some fast cars ready to go!
Resistance? Rebel Scum! Quash the Insurectionists! The Big I is coming.
As my old man would say when the 'chit got real - The die is cast. You've made choices that define your true path, illuminati Pig or Rebel Scum. The illuminati and the resistance are two sides of the same coin and that coin isn't worth 2-bits. That's right, a 2-bit fight is brewing and racers are picking sides or choosing to lay low. So while I remain a gun for hire I have to say the illuminati put on a damn fine spread at the all you can eat buffet .... oink oink oink.
- That’s right. They fatten you up and then cut off your legs. Then you forever depend on them to feed you. — ChaseFamilyRacing
.....and hear I thought that, it was just racing toy cars.......I'll be locked up in my garage till this is over.....
If the Illuminati lose, will they reveal their leader? Or continue to trolling all the great Diecast builders?