Can't buy cars at Winn Dixie anymore. :(
Soooo, stopped at Winn Dixie on the way to tennis this morning. Found a plethora of hot wheels, cool models, including..wait for it, a Mystery Machine! :O
At the self checkout, machine screwing up.
Raise out my arms, palms up, like Agnes of God, and yell "why? Why am I beset upon by the Devils machine!" (I was being dramatic)
Cashier comes up and said, "It's not the machine"
Everybody's looking at me, so I said: "Are you inferring that's it's me? ME? I HAVE A DOCTORATE!"
Then I go to put my wallet in my pants, NO POCKETS!
I yelled "AND NOW MY POCKETS ARE MISSING!!!!"
The girls said "Doctor, your shorts are inside out!"
????
Shame! Shame is what I felt! So I meekly said "can you ring up my hot wheels, please?"
Can't go back. The shame!
Discussion
You have hit the wall in turn 4... welcome to the club!
I'm glad it's not just me having days like this........and I was smelling toast right before I hit the wall in turn 4.......?
Haven't been this embarrassed since our Daytona Charger stalled before TURN ONE at Knobby Ridge!!!!
- At least you weren't RaSunGod at the 3dbotmaker KOTM ..... — SpyDude
- I haven't seen this one. Details? — CanesBart
- No. I can't, due to spoiler alerts. Gotta go watch the latest KOTM tournament (KOTM4). You'll see,,,,,,. — SpyDude
- I stalled in turn 1???? — Travelers_Racing_League
- Lol — CanesBart
Yesterday I went to dollar tree, picked up some HW and a 3 pack that had a really cool different car in the pack so I got it. Got home to discover the broad didn't put it in the bag. Called them and went back today and it was gone.
Par for the curse.
Are you okay?
Do you smell toast?